Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are god.
(source: The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever by Christopher Hitchens, via The Daily Beast)
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand
If someone out there doesn’t agree with me, then somewhere a village is missing their idiot.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.